Oh Dear God No: Amy Winehouse's Dad Releases Jazz Album
28.05.10
Mitch Winehouse is imaginative. He’s a doer. Where others see tragedy, he only sees possibilities. A couple of years ago, when every day heralded a new tall tale about about how close Amy Winehouse was to death, Mitch Winehouse did what any loving father would do – he appeared on every single TV show that’d have him to expound how worried he was about her.
But then the unthinkable happened. Amy Winehouse got better, and Mitch Winehouse was left with three choices:
1) Fade away again, fortuitous that his daughter’s new-found health had rendered his semi-celebrity status redundant.
2) Compose and record an entire bloody jazz album that people will only pay attention to because of who his daughter is.
3) Get Amy back on the shot again so he could have an excuse to pop up on Sky News every few hours, just like the good old days.
And, even though the last option would quite be the most painless
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Could Michael J. fox apply liquid eyeliner in a perfectly straight line?
Jul 31, 3990 by Vandoran | Posted in Makeup
Without considering Parkinson's....
..I have a feeling it would be just as much as a disaster as Amy Winehouse's eye makeup----Because of Parkinson's :D
Do you go on newgrounds XD
This sounds like a newgrounds Meme or something.
♠Kevin NINJA™♠| Jul 31, 4262
You are unaware.
h i l l a r y | Jul 31, 4565
Gosh! I'm not forward with Ms. Winehouse's eye makeup.
As far as Michael J. is concerned, I think I once read that oftentimes, Parkinson's people can actually do tasks that coerce concentration quite well. It is when the hands are at rest that they are shaking.
God bless Michael! He could not do a worse job than I do applying eyeliner! I cannot rob both eyes look the same!
Mary C | Jul 31, 4806
If you already separate the answer then why are you asking this?
This is a rude question and its pointlesss.
Brown Eyed Beauty♥ (RIP MJ) | Jul 31, 4919
He would all things considered give him self a pretty convincing black eye ;D
Bebeee | Jul 31, 5318
Signify and very hurtful....Parkinson's is a very serious illness
Onika B | Jul 31, 8187
.....I can't even 'have bearing liquid eyeliner in a perfectly straight line'.....and I am perfectly healthy!
lazy | Jul 31, 9943
Does anyone know what resort Amy Winehouse is staying at in St Lucia?
Jul 31, 7540 by BudLt | Posted in Other - Caribbean
Please make an exit the UNFunny comments to yourself if you dont know.
Can anyone tell me artist/singer that sings "Rehab" Alex Evans' Myspace?
Jul 31, 3817 by ... | Posted in Polls & Surveys
It's NOT by Amy Winehouse. go to www.myspace.com/alexevans
It has the same lyrics by Amy Winehouse so I'm guessing it's a envelop; it has a technoe beat to it and a male is singing. Thank You!
Why is Amy Winehouse album named Frank?
Jul 31, 5955 by Robert B | Posted in Celebrities
Why is one of her songs named Valerie and F**k me pumps? Why do her songs and albums have odd names? Are they referring to a clear-cut person?
If Amy Winehouse released a fragrance would you buy it?
Jul 31, 2434 by S | Posted in Other - Beauty & Style
I consider there are plans for Amy to bring out her own fragrance. I'm a big fan of hers so i'd more than likely buy it. Would you and why?
Some people think it will smell like stale beer and fags, do you?
Survey: Is it true that Amy Winehouse died a hundred times?!?
Aug 03, 2009 by KitKat's Hot Legs xxx | Posted in Polls & Surveys
Lol I like her songs,- esp back to baleful.
