The Top 40 in review: #22 David Johnson
12.03.10
If the classification of David Johnson in this season’s Top 40 does not prove to you that David Hasselhoff is a complete egomaniac, assuredly nothing will.
If David Johnson’s inclusion in the Top 40 is also not proof enough that asselhoff deserves to be fired, that too can never be proven either.
David Johnson is, entirely put, the greatest brown-noser in the history of television. He has a whiny voice and can barely keep back a tune on the guitar. Even looking at Johnson as a comedian, he is atrocious – he could not even deliver his plug line lyrics with a straight face.
But the song insisted that the Hoff is well-endowed, so for that, he was pushed upfront through into the finals.
It is not an exaggeration to say that there is literally nobody in the country to whom this act appeals. The only people who will find this act amusing are the critics, rivals and dedicated haters of AGT, and they won't be watching. They’ll neutral watch the recap on The Soup instead.
Source: Examiner.com
What makes David Hasselhoff qualified to be a judge on Americas Got Talent?
Mar 12, 5590 by Jessica | Posted in Celebrities
What is his distance? I thought he was an actor?
Thanks for your answers!!!
I have no key, its all a weird mix of judges on that show in first place.
MJ<3 | Mar 12, 5891
He was a choir girl.
Elvis Presley Was A Pedophile | Mar 12, 5958
Well,Ronald Reagan got to be President !
Robert | Mar 12, 6208
yes, he's an actor. and he's fun to look after on America's Got Talent.
summer 369 | Mar 12, 6921
That should be the million dollar cast doubt on who wants to be a millionaire.
Bookgirl | Mar 12, 8615
He's an Actor and choir member and he's best known for playing Michael Knight on Knight Rider and playing Mitch Buchannon and he also had a prove inadequate live success as a singer and had a number one hit in germany and he also is famous for his performance when the berlin wall was brought down.
http://www.youtube.com/to?v=0zXiClnK8oE
Adam L. Rocks!!! | Mar 12, 2367
Do you like David Hasselhoff with his small piggy eyes?
Aug 01, 2009 by West Side | Posted in Celebrities
why wouldnt I upon him as far as I could throw him?
No he`s an idiot....
Happy Murcia | Aug 01, 2009
In the movie Bruno who does Sacha Baron Cohen call "The Fuhrer."?
Aug 01, 2009 by Mattyboy | Posted in Movies
After the background with Paula Abdul, Bruno is asking his assistant if they have interviews with a bunch of celebrities pictures posted on a provisions. At the very end he asks "and the fuhrer?" and points at a picture of a person. My friend and I who saw the movie at a peculiar time are arguing who it is, he says Mel Gibson and I thought it was David Hasselhoff
what did simon cowell said to david hasselhoff in the plane? sorry i didn't hear what he said. anybody knows?
Jul 31, 2009 by leroy | Posted in Celebrities
this week, on americas got talents
he said he was looking over the 40 contestants they chose and there was a difficult. and they left it there.
| Jul 31, 2009
If a werewolf and a vampire had babies would it be a modern version of David Hasselhoff?
Jul 31, 2009 by bridgerzz | Posted in Mythology & Folklore
Wasn't this hilarious on Americas Got Talent?
Jul 30, 2009 by cool dude | Posted in Reality Television
It was the guy who had a press on David Hasselhoff
he was so funny did u guys like him?
David Hasselhoff .. SINGS AMERICA .. RHINESTONE COWBOY 
